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23 July 2010 @ 08:43 am
Inspired by a recent Facebook post  
Top five Mr. Show quotes to use in real life.

Come on, peeps, I know your geekery shan't disappoint.
 
 
 
vogdoidvogdoid on July 23rd, 2010 04:59 pm (UTC)

I wish I could be everywhere that people were making art, so that I could see it before the public sees it, and keep them from getting aroused, or titillated, or otherwise confused by the counterculture.

When I was a boy, blowing up the moon was just a beautiful dream.

A: I saw the shit out of it.
B: Yeah, it was a movie!

I don't come down to where you work and slap the dick out of your mouth.

Legend oh legend, the third wheel legend, always in the way.

All facts start as dreams dreamt by a wizard.

Work is play, tofutti break today.

I ain't got no flyin' shoes.

Who would shit on a flag made of shit? It would be an empty gesture.

The opposite is what we wanted, my dear Buttons.

Is it a DAT player?

For some of these I cheated: http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Mr._Show
I hate music, I don't want to hear any of it!luckyhoss on July 23rd, 2010 08:59 pm (UTC)
"I wish I could be everywhere that people were making art, so that I could see it before the public sees it, and keep them from getting aroused, or titillated, or otherwise confused by the counterculture."

Just yesterday I muttered part of that quote about awt.

A little wooden puppet, dancin' around on the leg of full grown man...!
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Reuben: Calvin Johnsondiscotarantula on July 24th, 2010 07:23 pm (UTC)
there are better ones
Reuben: Sam Cookediscotarantula on July 24th, 2010 07:44 pm (UTC)
Your honor is totally understandishable

Using shampoo to replace any other word

You gay bastard!!! No gay son of mine is a not-gay, you better get gay or I'll make you gay!!!

Keep the shaaaaaahnge

My shoes hurt!

Y'all are brutalizing me.

Oh, good. Then your children will only be half murderer.

I know what you mean...my doctor says I need marijuana to get high.