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05 December 2011 @ 02:57 am
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Nickbeforetheflood on December 5th, 2011 11:03 am (UTC)
1. I was texting my wife on my iPhone, complaining about the Christmas music playing at work. I said I especially hated the really “jesusy” songs, and iPhone corrected “jesusy” to “Jewish”.
2. The more inclined someone is to change music at a party, or put money in a jukebox, the worse their taste in music is.
3. I DVR a lot of reality shows that I can usually only watch when I’ve had a few beers. One of these shows is Intervention.
4. “Have you ever noticed that most of the people who are against abortion are people you wouldn’t wanna fuck in the first place?” – George Carlin
5. Number one complaint by Republicans on Obama in 2008: Lack of experience. Dude leading polls (until recently, of course) for republican nominee for 2012: Pizza guy.
running to a constellationdystempted on December 5th, 2011 03:48 pm (UTC)
Yours are rather good.
"the bad baroque": scott walker bringin itdanschank on December 5th, 2011 04:59 pm (UTC)
#2 is absolutely true. OR, they're most likely to ruin music you do like by acting as its ambassador. i was at a party in college once where some dude made everyone STOP TALKING because that minutemen song where d. boon says "our band could be your life" came on the stereo. ugh. i still love that song, but i now think of that douchebag every time i hear it.
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running to a constellationdystempted on December 6th, 2011 12:26 am (UTC)
It's ok, I was thinking of those things too.
....cut_dead on December 5th, 2011 11:57 pm (UTC)
will come up with more later
Fake Andy Warhols.
Nickbeforetheflood on December 6th, 2011 03:38 am (UTC)
Re: will come up with more later
Ha. I like that one.